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Dead Man's Chest IX-X-XI [11 Oct 2006|05:21am]

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Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI] [VII] [VIII]

I am deeply sorry to those who were kept waiting! I hope you can be kind (or silent) about the ending. Also! Those who are touchy about Norrington being the "bad guy" please, again, for the love of all that is HOLY, stop reading. You WILL NOT like this! And I won't reply to mean comments. I'll only delete them.

( IX. Final Skirmish )
( X. Stranded )
( XI. Till Death Do Us Part )

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Dead Man's Chest: VII & VIII [16 Sep 2006|12:12am]

roxy_fic
Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

I am INCREDIBLY sorry that these chapters were released so late. I cannot promise you that the rest of this story will appear in an entirely timely manner, but I am working my butt off and I do promise that it will be in as soon as possible! Enjoy!

Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI]


( VII. A Collecting of Dues )

( VIII. The Deed Done )

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Re: Secret Santa Fun [11 Sep 2006|08:10am]

godgaleshot
Hi! First off, if this post is in anyway not allowed I want to
apologize profusely and please delete it. Anyway I am here to pimp a
community of which I am a mod. It's a slash fic exchange
livejournal commuinty for Christmas. Check out the user page and join in on the fun. Hope to see you there: secretsantafic

Zo'e
Community Mummy

P.S. I'm posting this same blurb to a whole mess of communities I
lurk/participate in. So if you see it repeated, I'm sorry, but I wanna
get the word out there! Hehe. Once again, if this is clashing with
this comm's rules, I am extremely sorry.

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Dead Man's Chest: VI. Reunion [01 Sep 2006|03:03pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 3,168
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.
Previous Chapters: [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V]

( VI. Reunion )

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Dead Man's Chest: V. Clever Commodore [25 Aug 2006|03:11pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2,494
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

( V. Clever Commodore )

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Dead Man's Chest: Chapters III and IV [15 Aug 2006|12:09am]

roxy_fic
Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: Approx 2,000 each chapter.
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

( III. Proper Training )

( IV. Paying the Debt)

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Dead Man’s Chest: II. Stroke of Midnight [02 Aug 2006|01:10pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 1,929
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

( II. Stroke of Midnight )

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Dead Man's Chest: I. Bargaining Begins [26 Jul 2006|01:30pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Dead Man’s Chest
Rating: This Chapter: PG-13 [Overall: NC-17]
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, James Norrington [and various permutations thereof]
Warnings: character death, violence, non-con, possible spoilers
Summary: 15 men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 2,063
Notes: Don’t overlook the warnings. I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, do NOT overlook the warnings. If you have an inkling that this sort of thing will rub you the wrong way, now would be the time to stop, before you’re reading this like one watches a train wreck. And then you’ll be mad at me. But I warned you.

( I. Bargaining Begins )

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The Way of the Lord [30 May 2006|04:41pm]

roxy_fic
Title: The Way of the Lord
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack Sparrow / altar boy (original character) (FPS)
Warnings: Virgins. Christian ones.
Summary: Ever wonder what Jack was doing impersonating a cleric of the Church of England?
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 4,555
Notes: I hope you have as much fun reading this piece as I had writing it. It is meant to be lighthearted, but hot!

The official read off Jack’s offenses as Jack stood, not entirely convinced yet that this particular execution would follow through.
“Impersonating a cleric of the church of England...”
Jack laughed at the memories. He leaned on his heels and his head tilted back with a rascally smile. For a moment Jack was totally focused on remembering…

Jack tore madly through the busy street, certain he was being pursued, and with a quickness. He’d landed in Singapore that morning, equipped with a powerful lust for rum and an even more powerful lust for pleasurable company. He began drinking as early as possible, swindling his way around pay until an unexpected incident, wherein he tried to pass himself off as a citizen of good conscience. A woman had fainted in the early morning heat of the summer, nearly strangled by her corset, and Jack bolted to the rescue. Valiantly, he shoved onlookers aside and tore off the corset with his knife, thinking to revive her with pressure to the chest, but the removal of restriction was enough and she sat up gasping. All of the onlookers were stunned, but some more in horror than in appreciation and Jack was chased down the street by an angry mob of men, surely lead by some raving relative of the poor, corset-stricken woman. Evidently, they’d caught enough wind of his dual lusts that they were furious.

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Will's Place [24 Apr 2006|04:51pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Will's Place
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack Sparrow / Will Turner / James Norrington (FPS)
Warnings: none
Summary: Piratey smut with no plot to speak of. Quick and dirty. - just the way you like it.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 3,843

“You forget your place, Turner,” Norrington said with malice in his voice. His eyes glinted darkly in the candle light.
“It’s right here,” Will said stoutly, “between you and Jack.”
Norrington pursed his lips and there was a momentary silence. Jack’s eyes darted back and forth between the pair, trying to discern the Commodore’s intentions. His thoughts were interrupted by the low rumble of Norrington’s voice.
“And you expect me to let this man free on your confidence in him, Mr. Turner?”
“I will fight you if you do not,” Will spat.
Another long moment passed while Jack watched. Something highly unusual was going on. Jack could tell by the look that had come over Norrington’s face.
“I do not wish to fight you, Mr. Turner, but I believe that I will have to hold you to your former assertion,” Norrington hissed.
“My assertion?” Will asked cautiously.
“Your assertion,” Norrington stepped close and spoke directly into Will’s ear, “that your place lies between me and Jack.”

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The Afterglow [21 Mar 2006|03:14am]

roxy_fic
Title: The Afterglow
Rating: Overall NC-17
Pairing: Jack Sparrow / James Norrington, Jack Sparrow / Will Turner, side pairings (FPS)
Warnings: violence, character death
Summary: Let there be insane soap opera plot twists from hell. And buggery. Lots of it. This story resumes after the ending of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: 18,000+ total

0. PrologueCollapse )

Chapter Navigation: [0. Prologue] [I. Introduction] [II. Strange Encounters] [III. Odd Couple] [IV. Please] V. A New Plan] [VI. Blacksmith’s Passion] [VII. Escape] [VIII. Hell Hath No Fury] [IX. Welcome Home] [X. News] [XI. Massacre at Port Royal]

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Jack's Treachery: V. Happy Endings [14 Feb 2006|02:37am]

roxy_fic
Title: Jack’s Treachery
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow / Will Turner (FPS)
Warnings: violence, non-con
Summary: Jack captures Will on the Black Pearl with a little help from Barbossa’s men to cover up his lascivious intents.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: This Chapter: 2,680 [Total: 15,489]
Notes: This story is assumed to take place sometime after Will and Jack commandeer the Interceptor, but before Will knows about the curse. Elizabeth is carried by Barbossa’s crew from the Pearl to the Interceptor after the Interceptor is captured and the Pearl returned to Jack as per their exchange. Will and Jack never arrive in Tortuga. Think of it as an alternate ending, if you will.

[Part I] [Part II] [Part III] [Part IV]

Happy Valentine's Day! Here is the last installment of the story. I hope you enyoy it! Thanks for all your wonderful comments over the last few weeks. I'm already working on a second (unrelated) POTC fic, the first chapter of which should be posted sometime around the end of this month. Check back for it!

Happy EndingsCollapse )

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Jack's Treachery: IV. Jack's Treachery [07 Feb 2006|09:03pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Jack’s Treachery
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow / Will Turner (FPS)
Warnings: violence, non-con
Summary: Jack captures Will on the Black Pearl with a little help from Barbossa’s men to cover up his lascivious intents.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: This Chapter: 3,842 [Total: 15,489]
Notes: This story is assumed to take place sometime after Will and Jack commandeer the Interceptor, but before Will knows about the curse. Elizabeth is carried by Barbossa’s crew from the Pearl to the Interceptor after the Interceptor is captured and the Pearl returned to Jack as per their exchange. Will and Jack never arrive in Tortuga. Think of it as an alternate ending, if you will.

[Part I] [Part II] [Part III]

IV. Jack's TreacheryCollapse )

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Jack’s Treachery: III. Grog Blossom [31 Jan 2006|01:14am]

roxy_fic
Title: Jack’s Treachery
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow / Will Turner (FPS)
Warnings: violence, non-con
Summary: Jack captures Will on the Black Pearl with a little help from Barbossa’s men to cover up his lascivious intents.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: This Chapter: 3,882 [Total: 15,489]
Notes: This story is assumed to take place sometime after Will and Jack commandeer the Interceptor, but before Will knows about the curse. Elizabeth is carried by Barbossa’s crew from the Pearl to the Interceptor after the Interceptor is captured and the Pearl returned to Jack as per their exchange. Will and Jack never arrive in Tortuga. Think of it as an alternate ending, if you will.

[Part I] [Part II]

III. Grog BlossomCollapse )

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Jack’s Treachery: II. The Captain’s Quarters [23 Jan 2006|04:42pm]

roxy_fic
Title: Jack’s Treachery
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow / Will Turner (FPS)
Warnings: violence, non-con
Summary: Jack captures Will on the Black Pearl with a little help from Barbossa’s men to cover up his lascivious intents.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: This Chapter: 2,602 [Total: 15,489]
Notes: This story is assumed to take place sometime after Will and Jack commandeer the Interceptor, but before Will knows about the curse. Elizabeth is carried by Barbossa’s crew from the Pearl to the Interceptor after the Interceptor is captured and the Pearl returned to Jack as per their exchange. Will and Jack never arrive in Tortuga. Think of it as an alternate ending, if you will.
[This is the second chapter. There are three more, to be posted as this journal gets going.]

[Part I]

II. The Captain’s QuartersCollapse )

(2 satisfied customers | do it in da butt)

Jack’s Treachery: I. A Sour Deal [16 Jan 2006|02:24am]

roxy_fic
Title: Jack’s Treachery
Rating: This Chapter: PG-13 [Overall: NC-17]
Pairing: Captain Jack Sparrow / Will Turner
Warnings: violence, non-con
Summary: Jack captures Will on the Black Pearl with a little help from Barbossa’s men to cover up his lascivious intents.
Disclaimer: At no point do I claim any form of ownership of any of the characters depicted in this piece. My representations of them are not necessarily indicative of the intentions of their original creators. The plot in which I place these characters holds no relationship to their original context. I make no profit from borrowed characters. Don’t sue me.
Word Count: This Chapter: 2,483 [Total: 15,489]
Notes: This story is assumed to take place sometime after Will and Jack commandeer the Interceptor, but before Will knows about the curse. Elizabeth is carried by Barbossa’s crew from the Pearl to the Interceptor after the Interceptor is captured and the Pearl returned to Jack as per their exchange. Will and Jack never arrive in Tortuga. Think of it as an alternate ending, if you will.
[This is the first chapter. There are four more, to be posted as my journal gets going.]
I don't have any friends yet because I've been shy about making my fic public, so please feel free to add me!

I. A Sour DealCollapse )

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Maybe this is the right place! [20 Nov 2005|12:31am]

vickevire
I have this (almost) drabble, and this is the first place I've found where it might fit. It's hardly buttsex, but, well, someone is itching for Johnny Depp! ;)

Warnings: Real PersonS, on the set of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Johnny is a tease, and Tobey is miserable.

Sprung from this tender moment:

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and JD's wonderful revelation in the commentary: *laughs* I almost kissed him there. If it weren't for that cigarette I would have kissed him. Something with that hairline just drove me wild. That's just... LMAO!!! (Quote completely from my memory, sorry if it's not exact).



a trying day for Tobey MaguireCollapse )

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OT: New Community [15 Nov 2005|01:01am]

godgaleshot
Hey Everyone,

Yes I'm pimping it again:D If this isn't allowed please delete this post - Spanks!


Click the banner to join the Secret Santa fun!


So come join the fun!

Zo'e

(1 satisfied customer | do it in da butt)

I've finally written Paris/Hector!! [13 Jan 2005|10:45am]

puremalevolence
Another one of those "GAH! must write now!" fics. That's why it's short.

Title: Do You Love Me, Brother?
Rating: R...maybe NC-17, but it's nothing too graphic.
Pairing: Hector/Paris semi-non-con, with a bit of fluff at the end
Feedback: Yes, please. This is my first Troy fic.
...Slightly crossposted :/ I used asterisks so as to not screw up the cut.

*Yes...yes, I love you,* came Paris' hesitant yet sincere reply.Collapse )

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Hey, this qualifies as weird... [12 Jan 2005|02:32am]

puremalevolence
Title: Good-Night Kiss
Pairing: Ichabod/Abberline (non-con) That's right! Screw the time difference...my smut art knows no boundaries!
Rating: R...maybe NC-17. Focuses more on thoughts and emotions than the actual sex.
Summary: Basically...Abberline rapes Ichabod on top of his desk. There's probably a lot more to it than that...but who really cares?
Feedback: God, yes. I'm really sort of insecure about whether or not I got this to work or not, and I'd love to hear what you guys think.
X-posted slightly. Sorry >_<.

He wasn't sure why, but ever since Ichabod Crane set eyes on Frederick Abberline, he was instantly aware of the hatred that pulsed behind the older man's calm dispostion...Collapse )

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